Things that people hate to hear before sex

Pensando más o menos en ese justo momento antes de consumar el acto sexual con alguien a las personas se les ocurren algunas cositas que odian escuchar (yes ... all based on experiences of a friend of a friend):

I have no condom

This is the first, but in order of importance . I do not have a condom means it does not happen where we are. Do not put your life at risk never.

Do not look at ...

Really, and you men are not going to fix the shaved or cellulite, ellas tampoco van a ver los hoyitos en el bóxer, unless mention ...

I do not believe in cutting

Probably notice many women prefer to run into a mega bush (meaning that, bush of pubic hair without clipping any) but ... if they do not tell you is better. Anyway they'll notice, obvious, y tomarán una decisión al respecto, but do not mention it.

Excessive noise

Está bien el gemido y el coqueto… eso enciende las cosas. Bisteck type noise on the grill (stchhhh) It is frightening. Do not do it.

Lack of noise

If we have to turn to ask are you alive? Your Algo Mall.

Regrets

If something is not working as it should, Nothing happens! Dénle tiempo al tiempo… no hay necesidad de mencionarlo. All it hardens in due time, not to remove excuses like "I do not know what happens, I swear I could always ".

You like?

Yes, si les gusta, si no ya se hubieran levantado y pasado a un mejor asunto. Si están ahí, a punto de tener relaciones es porque les gusta! It's okay to seek approval in the look and perhaps ask sometimes if it goes where it should, but the insistence Like? Am I going well? So? Mata passion.

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